Friday, July 30, 2010

I am not a liquidationist

Okay.  So you're doing a hundred miles an hour in an SUV that only turns left.  You've been making donuts like this for a while when a squid darts into the road in front of your left bumper.  You smash into the thing and end up sitting in the middle of the road a smoking heap, calling for help.  The mechanics show up fast and get the car running again, but aren't able to fix the steering before some dude with 12 arms zooms up behind you in his new Nano.  You're about to get rear-ended.  Panicked, you start to step on the gas when you remember that you still can't steer, unless by some magic the crash happened to change that. 


Let's just floor it and hope for the best?

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